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A whine and a challenge

Usually I wake up empowered on Monday mornings.

Ready to tackle the messes made over the weekend...
organize my week...
catch up on blogs...

This morning, however, I was totally caught off guard by my period.
(Sorry, male readers.)

So I'm staying in my jammies.

And drinking coffee.

And maybe, I'll fold some clothes later.

But for now, I'm tired.

Some months it just hits me harder than others, and I feel like I've been hit by a Mack truck.

Back to bed sounds like a great option.

And I've got some great European chocolate...

Thank goodness I don't have to be anywhere today.


I just had a silly idea.
Tell me your best joke today.

I'll start:

What did the duck say when he went into the drugstore?
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"Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill."

Okay, friends.
Make me laugh.

Comments

  1. Ugh!
    I know what you mean. At least one day a month I am out of commision.
    No fun!
    I don't really have any good jokes but I'll try to go find one :)

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  2. we are pretty close to insync my dear...
    shopping and more...
    I defintely think we should "do lunch" now that the quarter is over...

    ok, a joke?

    Your stomach is too fat, you'll have to diet.

    Ok, but what color?

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  3. What is this, National Start Your Period Day?

    Here is a joke my son told me at dinner tonight.

    Why should you never take your clothes off in front of Pokemon?

    Because they might Pikachu!

    UGH!

    Here (sad to say) is the best joke I know.

    Why do cherry trees smell?

    Because George Washington cut one!

    I have been around my kids for too long.

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  4. Karla - both of your jokes made me laugh out loud.

    Apparently I've been around my kids too long, too!

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  5. Okay, this joke so involves hand gestures, though.
    A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
    Get it? The horse has a long face. Cracks me up EVERY time. Hope you're feeling better since this was written.

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