Yes, Spring is in the air. I had the following conversation with K. at the breakfast table not more than 5 minutes ago. Me: "You're looking particularly handsome today, son." (He really was, and I try to notice these things.) K: "Hmmm." Me: "Any reason?" K: "Well, Matt asked Chabeli if she wanted to go out with me yesterday." Me: Raised eyebrows... K: "Just like, to hang out with me at recess." Me: "And you call that 'going out?'" K: "Yeah, but she said no, 'cause she's still getting over someone." FIFTH GRADERS, FOLKS. Of course, in fifth grade, I was 'going' with Kurt Englund. And that meant we never hung out at recess, but rather, stood around talking to our friends about who we were going with. Heck, I don't think we even spoke to each other. I do remember feeling particularly heartbroken when he broke up with me. And so goes the circle of life. Twitterpated, indeed.